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En español Chileno: "Oh, ¡que erís guatón!"
en Inglés se puede interpretar como "Oh, you're so fat!" o "Oh, you're really fat!" pero como si se estuviese molestando a un persona. (Masculino)

Traté de escribirlo en español Estándar para que se pudiera entender bien. Gracias por la ayuda~

por favor amigos traduza esse texto para mim.
obrigado a todos

Before correction:
"todos mis añelo se han cumplido en tí yo no quiero perderte no lo quieo asi. la estrella que me sustentó" <Lilian>

Diacritics edited <Lilian>

Diacritics edited <Lilian>

Nice to meet you.
I am working in convinience store as part-time worker,so i certainly must serve forgien customers at register once or twice at work.
I try to serve them in english,I serve german customers,but many english words could not be out of my idea at that moment.

So i would like to learn expressions used in work in convinience store...

1.I scaned this merchadise twice by mistake...
could i scan it one more time to remove it?

2.Excuse me,I forgot to give the 50 yen discount for this. I'll do it over,really quickly.

3.Would you like the chopsticks in the※bag?
※The bag is plastic shopping bag in this context.

4.The bathroom is the beyond the siver door near the frozen food counter.

5.Your change is 290 yen.Thanks for coming...

6.Would you like the hot drink in a separate bag?

7.Would you like the detergent in a separate bag?

P.S.
I must have served those who do not speak english at resiter.
I could not serve them(i think,chinese or korean?) very well...so i thought i have to learn these phrases in chinese or korean because there are many people of chinese and korean in japan.
So could you,chinese and korean people help me?
If you can up-load how to pronunce it,i appreciate you.
(Please write in standard dialect with which people from any region,fujian,chang-hai,hong kong...Jeju-d,Anyan...can understand.)

I got this sms and i dont understand what he is writing. I think it has something to do with his birthday celebration?

original:
God dag eg hedder Juhlstein .......edited to:

"God dag, jeg hedder Juhlstein"/gamine.

Jeg ønsker denne tekst oversat til 24-tegns runer, Futhark, i det der dengang (500-800-tallet) kaldtes "Dansk tunge" og som vist bl.a. også taltes i Norge.
Altså: IKKE bare en oversættelse til nutidig dansk!

OTHER LANGUAGE REQUESTED: OLD NORSE (translation accepted)
OTHER LANGUAGE REQUESTED: PROTO NORSE / SCRIPT: ELDER FUTHARK (removed 15 dec 2010)